Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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