so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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