after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
My feet surprised me
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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