the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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