Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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