What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
She even gives head with a lisp.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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