she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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