U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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