Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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