what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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