We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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