I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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