So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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