Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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