ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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