ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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