Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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