I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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