we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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