Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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