If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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