One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
They should really pass out barf bags in church
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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