The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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