I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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