I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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