Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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