is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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