At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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