How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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