normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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