listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I enjoy the company of your penis
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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