It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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