So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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