Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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