Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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