I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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