epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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