guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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