and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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