So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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