I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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