best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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