if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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