she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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