I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Oh god it's open bar.
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