I wish they made helmets for livers.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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