ugly people sure do ruin things
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize