how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Two words: blizzard sex
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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