If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Randomize