i just google imaged poop.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Randomize
