Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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