I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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