How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
We're too hungover to prance.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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