sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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