I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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