Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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