This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
