I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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